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The Adventures of a Friend of a Friend of Dorothy
Bastard Son of Walter Benjamin and Judith Butler, Lost At Sea...
Created on 2003-02-27 05:01:50 (#922683), last updated 2006-02-18
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| Name: | Friend of a Friend of Dorothy |
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Chuck Williamson would like to think of himself as a complex theorum, impregnable and piss-mean to undergraduates, but he's probably more akin to a doorknob - as in he's not that interesting. We could also conclude that you have, at some point, smeared your dirty finger prints all over his body. Eegah. But no matter. All that matters is that you get excited by Chuck Williamson, and give him dollar bills so that he can fund his Jew-run media conglomerates from the earth's core. These days, he idles his time with uncontrolled bouts of alcoholism and liberal rage. Chuck Williamson is currently petitioning to make chain smoking an Olympic sport. In his spare time, he hunts down Scientologists and kills them. He also enjoys speaking of himself in the third person.
"riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. Sir Tristam, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea had passencore rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselves to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick..." - James Joyce
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